Trashy people

Littering on our roads is a major problem. Jerk-offs who think the world is their personal garbage can and has no regard for the environment. I once dated a woman who I thought was almost perfect in every way, boy was I wrong. She was a head-turner, stunning beauty that captivated any room she walked…

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Lighting can fool you

I was in a bar after a show in New Orleans when in walks the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. This Venus lured you in by her mere presents with her long auburn hair, ocean colored eyes and an arousing body that was sculpted by the hand of God himself! She took the…

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Exiting the relationship

I inserted this title because of the freeze frame on the You Tube video 🙂 So my friend calls and says she wants to get out of this relationship she’s been in for the last seven months. First of all, why are you calling me? This sounds like a “Sex in the City” dialogue. Should…

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The Fog

I was driving down a lonely highway in the middle of the Louisiana Bayou, somewhere between Morrow and Opelousas.  Ghost fog would blanket with a haunting surprise that no headlights could warn.  You couldn’t see the front of the hood with this thick, evil fog.  I’ve seen horror movies that start out this way.  After…

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Who is the worst driver

  Ahhh, to be young again, driving with the wind in your hair and not a care in the world, except who you will ask out for prom.  I remember the first time I drove by myself without my parents or that stringent driving instructor.  I felt like Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie Titanic, “I’m…

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Driver’s Karma

The traffic light is the device that regulates our driving lives. It decides whether or not we are late or on time to our destination. But some would dare to have a shameless disregard for our social order. Renegades of the road speed up when they see a yellow light and tear through the intersection…

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America’s next pandemic Road Rage

A recent survey reveals when it comes to aggressive driving and road rage, New York City is truly the Big Apple! Dallas/Fort Worth follows closely behind for the number two position. The rest of the list of shame includes; Detroit, Atlanta, and Minneapolis/St. Paul. Mankind has advanced so rapidly in just the past one hundred…

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