Over 3 Million Tickets Dismissed
Picking a good designated driver (DD) is easier than it seems. A designated driver is not the one who’s had the least amount of alcohol in your group of friends. Being a designated driver means NOT drinking for the night! Once upon a Friday night, in a land far, far away in Garland, Texas, my…
DetailsLosing your momentum when it comes to driving, this can relate to so many areas of life. Scene one, you are driving on the freeway, keeping a steady distance between you and the SUV ahead. Scene two, you are on a first date, keeping stupid remarks to yourself. Example; “Wow your breast are big, I…
DetailsThe physiological effects of alcohol, boy do I know this one all too well. Who among us has not prayed to the porcelain god at 3am? Who has ever woke up the next morning lying beside a bar beast or landing in jail because of Jose or Jack? Maybe you’ve said, “Man…sure I slept with…
DetailsLittering on our roads is a major problem. Jerk-offs who think the world is their personal garbage can and has no regard for the environment. I once dated a woman who I thought was almost perfect in every way, boy was I wrong. She was a head-turner, stunning beauty that captivated any room she walked…
DetailsI was in a bar after a show in New Orleans when in walks the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. This Venus lured you in by her mere presents with her long auburn hair, ocean colored eyes and an arousing body that was sculpted by the hand of God himself! She took the…
DetailsSpeeding while driving on the road, now I must admit I sometimes have a problem with this one. If you live in Dallas then you know when you have the sparse chance when there is no traffic and you can speed, take it! But sometimes speeding (too much over the limit) isn’t a good thing.…
DetailsI inserted this title because of the freeze frame on the You Tube video 🙂 So my friend calls and says she wants to get out of this relationship she’s been in for the last seven months. First of all, why are you calling me? This sounds like a “Sex in the City” dialogue. Should…
DetailsAnticipating the actions of others, wow! I have to say when this one came down the pipe my first thought was all the ex-girlfriends and the bad relationships I have had. Could I tie this in with driving, sure…I mean driving and bad relationship go hand in hand. Think about it, you have a relationship…
DetailsI was driving down a lonely highway in the middle of the Louisiana Bayou, somewhere between Morrow and Opelousas. Ghost fog would blanket with a haunting surprise that no headlights could warn. You couldn’t see the front of the hood with this thick, evil fog. I’ve seen horror movies that start out this way. After…
DetailsOK, this one’s for my counter culture, artists, renegades and rouges. It’s in our basic nature to defy authority and signs that warns us of danger. You know the Scorpion and the Frog? “… It’s our character!” We will never change. Everything from cigarette warning labels to speed limit signs, we give the one finger…
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