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  • "The humor made the course go by a lot faster"
    - I. Melendez, Midland, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,502)
  • "The videos were entertaining."
    - G. Martinez, College Station, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,503)
  • "I liked that i could take the course at home and at my own pace"
    - A. Rothman, Needville, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,504)
  • "I liked that i could take the course at home and at my own pace"
    - A. Rothman, Needville, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,505)
  • "How funny and casual it was"
    - Z. Maskarinec, Irving, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,506)
  • "I really enjoyed the luchador skits!"
    - M. Beltran, Cibolo, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,507)
  • "It kept my interest while also educating me."
    - A. Cheney, Hico, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,508)
  • "It was entertaining and simple"
    - A. Delbosque, Richmond, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,509)
  • "It wasn't boring, yet noledgeable.."
    - L. Craig, Houston, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,510)
  • "It was funny which made it easier to focus on"
    - N. Conroy, Dallas, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,511)
  • "Was funny and the exams not difficult"
    - N. Conroy, Dallas, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,512)
  • "Format is really enjoyable"
    - L. Boren, San Antonio, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,513)
  • "The jokes and education. the jokecation!"
    - A. Benny Thomas, Houston, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,514)
  • "The different comedians made the course interesting"
    - I. Hernandez, Cleburne, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,515)
  • "Easy to understand and follow"
    - C. Fierro, Georgetown, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,516)
  • "The fast and easy access to the course."
    - R. Gambrell, Tyler, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,517)
  • "The fast and easy access to the course."
    - R. Gambrell, Tyler, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,518)
  • "Was able to complete on cell phone"
    - S. Phillips, Jefferson, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,519)
  • "Ability to do it online around my schedule."
    - K. Flinn, Farmersville, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,520)
  • "The length of time to complete it..."
    - N. Gomez, New Braunfels, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,521)
  • "That all of the dialogue was available to read."
    - J. Machelski, Victoria, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,522)
  • "This is by far the hardest question i was asked during this entire process."
    - E. Finch, Austin, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,523)
  • "I can take it at my own pace when time permitted"
    - P. Rendon, San Antonio, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,524)
  • "Wasn't dreading the process the whole time"
    - A. Ismail, Dallas, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,525)
  • "Drunk driving; the drink guy and the soberguy looked drunk to me."
    - H. Ballou, Missouri City, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,526)
  • "The videos and understanding the questions."
    - M. Mcgee, Houston, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,527)
  • "It was not all serious, and was entertaining made it less boring to watch."
    - A. Blum, Needville, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,528)

Scholarships

At Comedy Defensive Driving, we believe that quality education is too damn expensive for many students and should be obtainable for everyone. So, if you are up for trying something meaningful to help achieve your goal of a quality college education, continue reading.

 

Who are we? (See footnote 1 … if you don’t know what a footnote is… you need a quality education).

 

Getting Real About Distracted Driving Scholarship: Design an advertisement that will educate the public about the dangers of distracted driving, and convince them with a clear call to action not to text and drive, drink and drive, eat and drive, or any other distraction you choose to focus on. You may focus on distracted driving as a whole, or pick a specific kind of distracted driving, but the message/focus of your advertisement must be clear. You will be judged based on the quality of the content, it’s usability as an ad (billboard, commercial, PSA, poster, radio ad, etc.) and how it effectively convinces drivers to stay focused on the road. We are looking for creative, and helpful ads with maybe a bit of humor or irony.

 

Scholarship Amount: $1,000

 

One Scholarship Offered Twice Annually:

  • Spring Semester Scholarship:
    • Submission Deadline: May 31
    • Winner Announced: June 30
  • Fall Semester Scholarship:
    • Submission Deadline: December 31
    • Winner Announced: January 31

 

Requirements:

– Open to students planning on or currently attending an accredited college, university or continuing education program.

– No GPA Requirement, financial requirement, or any other kind of requirement – Just knowing you are making the effort to get out of bed and do something positive before noon qualifies.

– Take the pledge to not use your phone while driving, and definitely not to drive while you’re buzzed.. And definitely don’t use your phone if driving (see footnote 2)

– All forms of ads accepted including: PSA, commercial, music, billboards, media, graphics, etc. MUST BE AN ADVERTISEMENT WITH CLEAR CALL-TO-ACTION

– No time restraints, however, keep in mind that you are making an advertisement, not a Ridley Scott movie

– No overt profanity

– Nudity will not be allowed.

– Plagiarism automatically disqualified.

 

How To Apply: Submit advertisement to scholarships@comedydefensivedriving.com; in the body of your email, include the following:

  • your name
  • best way to reach you if you win,
  • major or intended major
  • which University/College you plan on or will be attending
  • What kind of advertisement you created (i.e. is it a billboard, a magazine ad, a commercial/PSA, radio ad, etc.)

NOTHING ELSE IS NEEDED. We will not be judging based on anything other than the advertisement, so don’t sweat over an introductory email. Winners will be contacted directly; submissions through phone calls, physical mail, fax, etc. will NOT be accepted. Scholarship will be awarded to the student who provides the most compelling ad against distracted driving. Quality, creativity, your choice of medium, the message both visually and verbally, and whether we can see this ad actually being used as part of a campaign against distracted driving, will all be taken into consideration.

  1. So who is Comedy Defensive Driving? Only the most widely known name in driving safety and education, since 1989. We utilize professional comedians to maximize student attention using humor as our method of content delivery.
  2. Don’t use your phone while driving.

 

Disclaimer: Any personal information collected will be used expressly for the awarding and promotion of the scholarship and NOT marketing purposes. 

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