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  • "It was entertaining and easy"
    - M. West, La Marque, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,051)
  • "Video helped pass the time"
    - E. Sevilla, Kyle, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,052)
  • "It is hilarious and entertaining"
    - H. Chiu, Stafford, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,053)
  • "That i was able to take the course on my own time."
    - M. Monsivais, Houston, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,054)
  • "I liked how fast it felt and direct."
    - S. Onyekwere, Corinth, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,055)
  • "It was just wacky enough to keep me from dying of boredom."
    - A. Muirhead, Killeen, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,056)
  • "Practical information about things you run into while driving."
    - R. Brown, Royse City, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,057)
  • "The animated sequences with "celebrity" voices were fun."
    - N. Nagle, Austin, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,058)
  • "The ease of watching and not having to take notes. the tests were easy"
    - R. Agler, Spring, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,059)
  • "It was cheesy but kept you entertained, which kept your attention"
    - J. Chapa, Fort Worth, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,060)
  • "It wasn't boring, but it wasn't hilarious either."
    - D. Gushwa, Houston, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,061)
  • "Christopher walken, and "the arnold""
    - E. Cabrera, San Antonio, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,062)
  • "The cartoons and animations"
    - Y. Richardson, Killeen, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,063)
  • "The comedy kept it entertaining"
    - M. Roeder, Houston, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,064)
  • "The comedy that was inside the course.."
    - G. Caviness, Tyler, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,065)
  • "Doesn't take itself too seriously."
    - T. Bell, Midland, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,066)
  • "I liked how the videos were interesting enough to keep my attention!!"
    - S. Schnitzer, Austin, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,067)
  • "It's interesting, not boring at all."
    - J. Lopez, Huntsville, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,068)
  • "Flexible hours...can log on and log off. very convenient."
    - R. Matsuda, Dallas, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,069)
  • "I could read the information if i was unable to listen."
    - O. Flora, Spring, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,070)
  • "Flexibility in when i completed the sessions"
    - K. Evans, Houston, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,071)
  • "Entertaining and informative"
    - D. Keth, Pasadena, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,072)
  • "The short intervals and ability to return to the class."
    - H. Peters, Double Oak, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,073)

Scholarships

At Comedy Defensive Driving, we believe that quality education is too damn expensive for many students and should be obtainable for everyone. So, if you are up for trying something meaningful to help achieve your goal of a quality college education, continue reading.

 

Who are we? (See footnote 1 … if you don’t know what a footnote is… you need a quality education).

 

Getting Real About Distracted Driving Scholarship: Design an advertisement that will educate the public about the dangers of distracted driving, and convince them with a clear call to action not to text and drive, drink and drive, eat and drive, or any other distraction you choose to focus on. You may focus on distracted driving as a whole, or pick a specific kind of distracted driving, but the message/focus of your advertisement must be clear. You will be judged based on the quality of the content, it’s usability as an ad (billboard, commercial, PSA, poster, radio ad, etc.) and how it effectively convinces drivers to stay focused on the road. We are looking for creative, and helpful ads with maybe a bit of humor or irony.

 

Scholarship Amount: $1,000

 

One Scholarship Offered Twice Annually:

  • Spring Semester Scholarship:
    • Submission Deadline: May 31
    • Winner Announced: June 30
  • Fall Semester Scholarship:
    • Submission Deadline: December 31
    • Winner Announced: January 31

 

Requirements:

– Open to students planning on or currently attending an accredited college, university or continuing education program.

– No GPA Requirement, financial requirement, or any other kind of requirement – Just knowing you are making the effort to get out of bed and do something positive before noon qualifies.

– Take the pledge to not use your phone while driving, and definitely not to drive while you’re buzzed.. And definitely don’t use your phone if driving (see footnote 2)

– All forms of ads accepted including: PSA, commercial, music, billboards, media, graphics, etc. MUST BE AN ADVERTISEMENT WITH CLEAR CALL-TO-ACTION

– No time restraints, however, keep in mind that you are making an advertisement, not a Ridley Scott movie

– No overt profanity

– Nudity will not be allowed.

– Plagiarism automatically disqualified.

 

How To Apply: Submit advertisement to scholarships@comedydefensivedriving.com; in the body of your email, include the following:

  • your name
  • best way to reach you if you win,
  • major or intended major
  • which University/College you plan on or will be attending
  • What kind of advertisement you created (i.e. is it a billboard, a magazine ad, a commercial/PSA, radio ad, etc.)

NOTHING ELSE IS NEEDED. We will not be judging based on anything other than the advertisement, so don’t sweat over an introductory email. Winners will be contacted directly; submissions through phone calls, physical mail, fax, etc. will NOT be accepted. Scholarship will be awarded to the student who provides the most compelling ad against distracted driving. Quality, creativity, your choice of medium, the message both visually and verbally, and whether we can see this ad actually being used as part of a campaign against distracted driving, will all be taken into consideration.

  1. So who is Comedy Defensive Driving? Only the most widely known name in driving safety and education, since 1989. We utilize professional comedians to maximize student attention using humor as our method of content delivery.
  2. Don’t use your phone while driving.

 

Disclaimer: Any personal information collected will be used expressly for the awarding and promotion of the scholarship and NOT marketing purposes. 

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