Over 3 Million Tickets Dismissed
Well, brace yourself the Christmas season is with us again! I don’t think I’m ready to drive all over town for last-minute shopping, dealing with traffic, going to Blockbuster on Christmas Eve buying DVDs or buying some cheap-ass gifts at Walgreens on my way to Grandma’s house. But you know granny never seems to get…
DetailsIt was the month of November in the year two thousand and seven, the setting, Green Bay, Wisconsin. 23 degrees outside at a tailgate parking lot, it is eight o’clock in the morning and I am drinking heavily! Drinking first thing in the morning is a whole other kind of drinking, that’s like “I have…
DetailsYou and your girlfriend are sitting in a fancy restaurant looking over the menu. Of course there are no prices listed on the side, that means bend over, you are about to take it in the wallet! You sense a vibe, a premonition that something bad is about to happen. Just then your honey, your…
DetailsAh, there are so many things to be thankful for in this beautiful month of November, leaves changing colors, football, turkey dinner, the cool crisp air of a fall night and all the friendly drivers I see every day on the freeways in Dallas. People closing the gap when someone has their signal on to…
DetailsThe month of November always brings fond memories of holiday seasons past. It’s hard to forget the entertaining turkey dinners with my aunt and uncle who always fought like they were on the Jerry Springer Show or my gay cousin who incidentally lived in San Francisco, would always catch crap from his homophobic dad. But…
DetailsI would like to start this blog off with wishing you and your’s a safe and happy All Hallows Eve, Halloween, All Souls and All Saints holiday. There will be gobblins, witches, mummies, vampires and Lady Gagas on the streets trick or treating, but even scarier than that, drunk drivers will be on the same…
DetailsFirst of all I would like to apologize about not having the video blog up, due to circumstances beyond my control. Which brings me to an important subject one that we can all relate to, things that happen on the road that are beyond our control. It takes you thirty minutes to get from work…
DetailsEverybody exceeds the speed limit from time to time. There are many reasons for speeding and why people do it. You’re in a rush to get home or maybe you are in a rush to get the hell out of the house because she is throwing all your s#!* at you! For whatever the reason,…
DetailsThis whole month of October we are going to be focusing on driving speed limits. Speed limit signs are a great concept that could apply to relationships as well. Think of it as “relationships limits.” She has asked you about your last girlfriend, “Slow down, you’re exceeding the relationship limit!” Or how about this one;…
DetailsPicking a good designated driver (DD) is easier than it seems. A designated driver is not the one who’s had the least amount of alcohol in your group of friends. Being a designated driver means NOT drinking for the night! Once upon a Friday night, in a land far, far away in Garland, Texas, my…
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