Happy Halloween, you bastards

I would like to start this blog off with wishing you and your’s a safe and happy All Hallows Eve, Halloween, All Souls and All Saints holiday.  There will be gobblings, witches, mummies, vampires and Lady Gagas on the streets trick or treating, but even scareier than that, drunk drivers will be on the same…

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Expect the un-expected

First of all I would like to apologize about not having the video blog up, due to circumstances beyond my control. Which brings me to an important subject one that we can all relate to, things that happen on the road that are beyond our control. It takes you thirty minutes to get from work…

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Losing your mojo

[youtube DJy4srj8yzw] Losing your momentum when it comes to driving, this can relate to so many areas of life. Scene one, you are driving on the freeway, keeping a steady distance between you and the SUV ahead. Scene two, you are on a first date, keeping stupid remarks to yourself. Example; “Wow your breast are…

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Trashy women

[youtube CchKfQNkqq0] Littering on our roads is a major problem. Jerk-offs who think the world is their personal garbage can and has no regard for the environment. I once dated a woman who I thought was almost perfect in every way, boy was I wrong. She was a head-turner, stunning beauty that captivated any room…

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Lighting can fool you

[youtube ZVJGpb0-nwc] I was in a bar after a show in New Orleans when in walks the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. This Venus lured you in by her mere presents with her long auburn hair, ocean colored eyes and an arousing body that was sculpted by the hand of God himself! She…

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