You Got Caught!

You’re driving down the freeway, ten maybe fifteen over the speed limit, you top a hill and there he is, Smokey! You look down at the speedometer and then your rear-view mirror. You see him hit his lights and you say out loud, “OH SHOOT! DARN IT!!” Quick, think of a good excuse! “My Aunt…

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The Road Blues

  I just got back from Houston last night.  The short drive during the day between Dallas/Fort Worth and Houston is not bad; you are there before you know it.  Yeah, that was on the way over there, I had to drive back to Fort Worth at 12:30 am.  The lonely highway of I-45, nothing…

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Flight of the Mattress

This past week I was working at a comedy club in Wichita, Kansas.  The manager of the club was taking another comedian to the airport.  They were switching lanes on the freeway to pass an 18-wheeler, when all a sudden a fire extinguisher was coming at them like a bad 3-d movie.  The manager said…

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Driver Pet Peeves

As a defensive driving instructor, I hear all kinds of driver pet peeves.  One of the biggest pet peeves has to be tailgating.  But when you have a room full of speed demons and traffic outlaws, what do you think is the number one driving-nuisance?  Oh course, “slow drivers” or the “really slow drivers” under…

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