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The physiological effects of alcohol, boy do I know this one all too well. Who among us has not prayed to the porcelain god at 3am? Who has ever woke up the next morning lying beside a bar beast or landing in jail because of Jose or Jack? Maybe you’ve said, “Man…sure I slept with…
DetailsLittering on our roads is a major problem. Jerk-offs who think the world is their personal garbage can and has no regard for the environment. I once dated a woman who I thought was almost perfect in every way, boy was I wrong. She was a head-turner, stunning beauty that captivated any room she walked…
DetailsI was in a bar after a show in New Orleans when in walks the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. This Venus lured you in by her mere presents with her long auburn hair, ocean colored eyes and an arousing body that was sculpted by the hand of God himself! She took the…
DetailsSpeeding while driving on the road, now I must admit I sometimes have a problem with this one. If you live in Dallas then you know when you have the sparse chance when there is no traffic and you can speed, take it! But sometimes speeding (too much over the limit) isn’t a good thing.…
DetailsI inserted this title because of the freeze frame on the You Tube video 🙂 So my friend calls and says she wants to get out of this relationship she’s been in for the last seven months. First of all, why are you calling me? This sounds like a “Sex in the City” dialogue. Should…
DetailsAnticipating the actions of others, wow! I have to say when this one came down the pipe my first thought was all the ex-girlfriends and the bad relationships I have had. Could I tie this in with driving, sure…I mean driving and bad relationship go hand in hand. Think about it, you have a relationship…
DetailsI was driving down a lonely highway in the middle of the Louisiana Bayou, somewhere between Morrow and Opelousas. Ghost fog would blanket with a haunting surprise that no headlights could warn. You couldn’t see the front of the hood with this thick, evil fog. I’ve seen horror movies that start out this way. After…
DetailsOK, this one’s for my counter culture, artists, renegades and rouges. It’s in our basic nature to defy authority and signs that warns us of danger. You know the Scorpion and the Frog? “… It’s our character!” We will never change. Everything from cigarette warning labels to speed limit signs, we give the one finger…
DetailsAhhh, to be young again, driving with the wind in your hair and not a care in the world, except who you will ask out for prom. I remember the first time I drove by myself without my parents or that stringent driving instructor. I felt like Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie Titanic, “I’m…
DetailsThe traffic light is the device that regulates our driving lives. It decides whether or not we are late or on time to our destination. But some would dare to have a shameless disregard for our social order. Renegades of the road speed up when they see a yellow light and tear through the intersection…
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