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So I’m leaving Tucson this morning still stoked (for a lack of a better word) about the four great shows this past weekend. But you know what they say, “What goes up, must come down!” I’m 11 miles east of Wilcox, AZ when all a sudden my tire goes flat. I know, it could have…
DetailsIn-car distractions while driving like your cell phone, radio, newspaper, maps, a nagging spouse, women putting on makeup and guys shaving…come to think of it, I’ve seen women shaving too! Some things you just got to keep at home ladies! All these distractions and driving on our roads are a deadly combination. Oh, when I…
DetailsYou’re driving down the freeway, ten maybe fifteen over the speed limit, you top a hill and there he is, Smokey! You look down at the speedometer and then your rear-view mirror. You see him hit his lights and you say out loud, “OH SHOOT! DARN IT!!” Quick, think of a good excuse! “My Aunt…
DetailsI just got back from Houston last night. The short drive during the day between Dallas/Fort Worth and Houston is not bad; you are there before you know it. Yeah, that was on the way over there, I had to drive back to Fort Worth at 12:30 am. The lonely highway of I-45, nothing…
DetailsThe Battle of the Sexes: The famous tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs, the “not so friendly” ongoing feud between Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump or any guy vs. any woman on the Dr. Phil Show, which is the superior gender? Now we take that question to the driving test, who’s the…
DetailsOK, this one is going to raise some eyebrows, old drivers vs. young drivers, who’s the worst? The little old lady who can barely look over the steering wheel wearing those giant sunglasses strong enough for a welder or the pimple face wearing his Hollister Dude gear texting his Betty without even having to look…
DetailsNow that the inclement weather of spring is just around the corner, I thought I would give a couple of reminders about driving in bad weather. The movie Twister may have glamorized storm chasing, but trust me there is nothing glamorous about being hurled like a Frisbee by an F-4 tornado, not to mention what…
DetailsThis past week I was working at a comedy club in Wichita, Kansas. The manager of the club was taking another comedian to the airport. They were switching lanes on the freeway to pass an 18-wheeler, when all a sudden a fire extinguisher was coming at them like a bad 3-d movie. The manager said…
DetailsThe Electric Car is making its way to the assembly lines. Tesla Motors and Chevy are two companies making electric cars that will be rolling out vehicles later this year. For anyone who drives less than 40 miles a day, Chevy Volt will use zero gasoline and produce zero emissions. This is the time…
DetailsTexting and driving is becoming a nationwide epidemic. A 2006 study from Liberty Mutual Research Institute for Safety and Students Against Destructive Decisions (SADD) reports that texting is the number one distraction for teen drivers. OK, no big surprise, right? But how about this, if you text while driving, you might as well drive with…
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