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Comedian – Dane Cook A comedian named Daun Thompson told me that an ex-boyfriend used to tell her, she had a way of going off the road (an analogy of her going through life) but always managing to get back on track. What a profound comparison. She never told me if that was meant to…
Alright, Valentine’s Day is almost upon us. So you know what that means, guys! Open that wallet big and wide! Last year for Valentine’s Day I spent over $300, that was just for the roses, candy and dinner and did I get any at the end of the night??? You’re damn right I did! I…
You are driving down the moonlit highway, listening to Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, thinking of …whatever, when all of a sudden a squirrel runs across the road. What do you do? No one likes hitting animals while driving or I should say most people don’t like hitting an animal, especially with a closed fist.…
A study from Virginia Tech University shows that you are 23 times more likely to be in a car crash if you text and drive at the same time. The University of Utah psychologists have published a study showing that “motorists who talk on handheld or hands-free cellular phones are as impaired as drunken drivers.”…
Well, it’s a new year, a new decade, and a whole new chapter in your life. What changes do you have planned for 2010? Are you going to travel more, make more money or maybe work on your relationship to make it better? Yeah, that’s if you are lucky enough to be in a relationship.…
When I started my stand-up comedy career, I was working the clubs in Dallas and Fort Worth. I would also drive to Houston and Austin on a weekly basis for the amateur nights at their local comedy clubs. All this driving and writing bits, finally paid off. Terri Stoor asked me to join her stand-up…
The most incredible thing happened to me on the way home today. Earlier I was enjoying a scenic drive by White Rock Lake in Dallas. I was on a street that had a wooded area off to the side. As I pasted theses trees, this majestic scene opened up like a grand stage curtain that…
I was driving down a lonely highway in the middle of the Louisiana Bayou, somewhere between Morrow and Opelousas. Ghost fog would blanket with a haunting surprise that no headlights could warn. You couldn’t see the front of the hood with this thick, evil fog. I’ve seen horror movies that start out this way. After…
You’re driving down the freeway, ten maybe fifteen over the speed limit, you top a hill and there he is, Smokey! You look down at the speedometer and then your rear-view mirror. You see him hit his lights and you say out loud, “OH SHOOT! DARN IT!!” Quick, think of a good excuse! “My Aunt…
Sharing the roads with bad drivers is a daily routine we all know too well. What can you do to change all this bad driving behavior? Good news, there is something you can do! One time there was a run-down neighborhood in the inner city. Vacant houses and defiled buildings lined the pot-holed streets. A…