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Stop Texts Stop Wrecks

I saw a brilliant public service announcement on the telly last night. It was all about driving responsibly by executing texting abstinence. In other words, refraining from texting while driving. The PSA, Stop Texts Stop Wrecks ( stoptextsstopwrecks.org ) stated a few cold, hard facts about the results and statics of texting while driving. They compared other statics, such as robbery, lightning strikes and plane crashes. Apparently, one in 757 people are robbed, annually. While one in 750,000 people are struck by lightning, annually. And one in 29 million people are killed in a plane crash, annually. Still, more people are killed in car crashes, annually, and those chances increase 23 times when the driver is texting.

Some other facts about texting while driving on their website, which is a campaign by the Ad Council, the office of the State Attorney General and the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), states that five seconds is the average time your eyes are off the road while texting. And, when traveling at 55mph, that’s enough time to cover the length of a football field (which is 300 yards). Reaching for a phone, dialing, texting and other uses of portable electronic devices (even GPS) increases the risk of getting in a crash by three times.

The website offers tips to avoid cell phone useage. Put the phone where you can’t see it while you’re driving. Turn off the ringer so you can’t hear it. If you can’t trust yourself to not reach for it, download an app that will not allow you to text while your car is in motion. Or have a passenger text for you. Haven’t you always want a personal assistant that you could dictate to, anyway? And, if anything is misspelled you can always blame it on them. Also, if someone doesn’t like what you’ve said, you can also blame it on them.

Personally, I don’t text and drive (not anymore, anyway). I’ve tried it a few times and I could totally take out a family. My daughter can text while she’s not even looking at the phone. Now, that takes coordination. She must get that from her dad’s side of the family, not mine. She and I will be having a serious conversation at the dinner table, she’s looking me right in the eyes as if she’s really listening, while she has her phone under the table, just texting her little heart out. She calls it “multi-tasking.” I call it “grounded.” I think it’s just rude, isn’t it?

So, practice texting abstinence. It may just save your life as well as those lives of others that are driving around you.

Until next week…

Daun Thompson
Writer / Comedienne / Artist

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Daun Thompson: Daun Thompson has spent years acting in both film and theatre which has been paramount in launching her onto the comedy stage (incidentally, without a helmet, resulting in a nasty concussion). Being a funny girl is a full time job. A job that she hopes that one day will come with dental benefits and a 401K. Unlike her work, she is biodegradable, yet flame retardant. And gentle to the touch. Her goal in life??? For strangers to approach her and ask "Didn't you used to be somebody?" In the late 1980's she cut her teeth at the Velveeta Room on 6th Street in Austin, Texas ... the original room with the stripper pole. From there, she moved to northern California and worked with many comedy icons, like Mitch Hedberg, Marc Maron, Colin Quinn, Vic Dunlop, Huck Flyn, Michael Mancini, Doug Ferrari, Shang and Brian Posehn. Daun has been a licensed driver safety instructor and trainer with Comedy Defensive Driving for over 9 years. Her knowledge of driving safety laws keeps her readers informed and engaged with her blog adventures. She still continues to do stand-up comedy, sometimes in a reclining position...just to be different.