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Turn Around and Don’t Drown

One of the greatest wordsmiths of our time was Cassius Clay (a.k.a. Muhammad Ali). God rest his soul. He was not only known for being one of the greatest and most significant sporting figures in history, he was also known for his powerful words, crafted to unsettle his rivals. “Float Like a Butterfly…Sting Like a Bee.” This is, of course, one of his most famous quotes. There’s something about poetic quips that stick with us. Perhaps the heavens were already aware and preparing to accept his spirit. Tears from heaven, raining like mad, day after day. There has been an overwhelming amount of flooding and deaths due to drowning in these torrential downpours. One poetic quip that has become renowned to remind drivers to never attempt to drive through heavy floodwaters is “Turn Around and Don’t Drown.”

According to the National Weather Service, half of all flood-related drownings occur when cars are driven into hazardous flood waters. People underestimate the power of fast moving water. And, with the law of gravity, water will be level, where the road beneath might actually dip or have a missing segment of roadway (floodwaters typically weaken roadbeds) or there may even be a missing bridge, making depth undeterminable. Many cars are swept downstream in floodwaters. Apparently, people continue to drive around barriers as well. It is said that a mere six inches of fast moving flood water can knock over an adult if you exit the vehicle. And it takes just twelve inches of rushing water to carry away a small car. Two feet of rushing water can carry away most vehicles. No matter the weight, cars are made to be buoyant. This just makes sense, if you think about it, because an aircraft carrier floats.

If a car stalls in a flash flood situation, it would be wise to get out of the car and get to higher ground because that water will keep rising at a rapid rate. You don’t want to be stuck in that car when it is swept away.

So, just be safe out there. “Float Like a Butterfly…Sting Like a Bee.” Rest in Peace, Muhammad Ali.

Until next week…

Daun Thompson
Writer / Comedienne / Artist

Turn Around and Don’t Drown – Comedy Defensive Driving

Daun Thompson: Daun Thompson has spent years acting in both film and theatre which has been paramount in launching her onto the comedy stage (incidentally, without a helmet, resulting in a nasty concussion). Being a funny girl is a full time job. A job that she hopes that one day will come with dental benefits and a 401K. Unlike her work, she is biodegradable, yet flame retardant. And gentle to the touch. Her goal in life??? For strangers to approach her and ask "Didn't you used to be somebody?" In the late 1980's she cut her teeth at the Velveeta Room on 6th Street in Austin, Texas ... the original room with the stripper pole. From there, she moved to northern California and worked with many comedy icons, like Mitch Hedberg, Marc Maron, Colin Quinn, Vic Dunlop, Huck Flyn, Michael Mancini, Doug Ferrari, Shang and Brian Posehn. Daun has been a licensed driver safety instructor and trainer with Comedy Defensive Driving for over 9 years. Her knowledge of driving safety laws keeps her readers informed and engaged with her blog adventures. She still continues to do stand-up comedy, sometimes in a reclining position...just to be different.