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No Left Turns

What if left turns were not permitted? Wouldn’t that be strange? The truth is, left turns have been found to be responsible for a high number of pedestrian and cyclist fatalities. In fact, one quarter of motor vehicle crashes involving pedestrians happen during left turns. UPS (United Postal Service) instilled a “no left turns” policy in order to save on fuel and time.Although UPS doesn’t completely ban their drivers from doing left hand turns, about 90% of their turns are right hand turns. The theory is, in a busy intersection, idling in the left turn lane burns up gas and burns up time. Apparently, as the story goes, UPS was researching what they could do to cut costs. They also have an environmental stewardship policy. So, UPS looked at both efficiency and fuel conservation and came up with the brilliant idea of performing mainly right hand turns.
Being broad-sided at a high speed by oncoming traffic that may have your view blocked by vehicles in the opposing turn lane appears to also be yet another hazard of the left turn.
So, it appears that left hand turns are dangerous for everyone! Yikes! I had no idea! According to the National Highway Safety Association, 53% of cross-path crashes involve left turns, but less than 6% involve right turns. And 36% of fatal motorcycle crashes involve a left turn in front of an oncoming motorcycle.
So, play it safe. Take less left hand turns. Try it out for a week. See what kind of difference it makes in your commute.
Until next week,
Daun Thompson
Writer / Comedienne / Artist
No Left Turns – Comedy Defensive Driving

Daun Thompson: Daun Thompson has spent years acting in both film and theatre which has been paramount in launching her onto the comedy stage (incidentally, without a helmet, resulting in a nasty concussion). Being a funny girl is a full time job. A job that she hopes that one day will come with dental benefits and a 401K. Unlike her work, she is biodegradable, yet flame retardant. And gentle to the touch. Her goal in life??? For strangers to approach her and ask "Didn't you used to be somebody?" In the late 1980's she cut her teeth at the Velveeta Room on 6th Street in Austin, Texas ... the original room with the stripper pole. From there, she moved to northern California and worked with many comedy icons, like Mitch Hedberg, Marc Maron, Colin Quinn, Vic Dunlop, Huck Flyn, Michael Mancini, Doug Ferrari, Shang and Brian Posehn. Daun has been a licensed driver safety instructor and trainer with Comedy Defensive Driving for over 9 years. Her knowledge of driving safety laws keeps her readers informed and engaged with her blog adventures. She still continues to do stand-up comedy, sometimes in a reclining position...just to be different.