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I was driving into the southwest on my way to Acoma, New Mexico to do a comedy show at the Sky City Casino in 2001. As I made my way into the land of enchantment an eerie essence took over my driving. This strange but familiar highway hypnosis of anticipation to the upcoming show takes…
El Paso, aka The Pass, Hell’s Pass, Hell Paso, Texas. This intriguing and mysterious border town is a Mexican oasis nestled in the baron Chihuahuan Desert. The Pass, as it is appropriately named is one of the top four most unique cities in the U.S., in my opinion. Mark Twain’s top four were San Francisco,…
I recently visited Santa Fe, New Mexico and it is always a pleasure to hang out in that town. Adobe buildings line the streets with Native American culture and spiritualism that is not only intriguing but one that entices self-discovery in ways you didn’t know existed. I visited the Museum Hill Trail and checked out…
Picking a good designated driver (DD) is easier than it seems. A designated driver is not the one who’s had the least amount of alcohol in your group of friends. Being a designated driver means NOT drinking for the night! Once upon a Friday night, in a land far, far away in Garland, Texas, my…
A recent survey reveals when it comes to aggressive driving and road rage, New York City is truly the Big Apple! Dallas/Fort Worth follows closely behind for the number two position. The rest of the list of shame includes; Detroit, Atlanta, and Minneapolis/St. Paul. Mankind has advanced so rapidly in just the past one hundred…
My occupation is a Standup Comedian. I have a job that allows me to travel the country and I get paid to have a good time! My 6th-grade teacher was wrong when she said: “You will not be able to joke your way through life.” Ok, but I still teach Comedy Defensive Driving classes when I’m…