Losing your mojo

Losing your momentum when it comes to driving, this can relate to so many areas of life. Scene one, you are driving on the freeway, keeping a steady distance between you and the SUV ahead. Scene two, you are on a first date, keeping stupid remarks to yourself. Example; “Wow your breast are big, I…

Too much booze equals Jackass

The physiological effects of alcohol, boy do I know this one all too well.  Who among us has not prayed to the porcelain god at 3am?  Who has ever woke up the next morning lying beside a bar beast or landing in jail because of Jose or Jack?  Maybe you’ve said, “Man…sure I slept with…

Trashy people

Littering on our roads is a major problem. Jerk-offs who think the world is their personal garbage can and has no regard for the environment. I once dated a woman who I thought was almost perfect in every way, boy was I wrong. She was a head-turner, stunning beauty that captivated any room she walked…

Lighting can fool you

I was in a bar after a show in New Orleans when in walks the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. This Venus lured you in by her mere presents with her long auburn hair, ocean colored eyes and an arousing body that was sculpted by the hand of God himself! She took the…