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    January 21, 2017 (Student # 3,469,526)
  • "The questions were short and easy!"
    - R. Duran, Seminole, TX
    January 21, 2017 (Student # 3,469,527)
  • "Funny people kept my attention without falling asleep"
    - A. Camacho, Winnie, TX
    January 21, 2017 (Student # 3,469,528)
  • "The easy operable videos and questions"
    - T. Szczesniak, Plano, TX
    January 21, 2017 (Student # 3,469,529)
  • "I like learning about how cars work instead of just road laws."
    - C. Dean, Rosenberg, TX
    January 21, 2017 (Student # 3,469,530)
  • "It was as more entertaining than a regular course may have been."
    - K. Armstead, Princeton, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,531)
  • "Cost and able to take it online"
    - M. Amaya, Leander, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,532)
  • "It wasn't terribly boring"
    - A. Bales, College Station, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,533)
  • "The different ways topics were approached"
    - D. Rodriguez, San Antonio, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,534)
  • "The awesome characters in the skits."
    - J. Carnes, Arlington, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,535)
  • "Sick wacky comedy tied to important education on safe driving"
    - W. Brooks, Leander, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,536)
  • "I did not like one thing, it was not even funny for it to be a comedy."
    - A. Alvarez, Conroe, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,537)
  • "Honestly, absolutely nothing."
    - J. Alvarez, Conroe, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,538)
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    - J. Alvarez, Conroe, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,539)
  • "Humor was enough to keep my interest."
    - K. Hranac, Richmond, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,540)
  • "Interesting approach to the subject matter"
    - D. Powell, Parker, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,541)
  • "That you weren't just reading the information from a book."
    - S. Kemp, Austin, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,542)
  • "The short test in between the sections."
    - J. Marcum, Smithville, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,543)
  • "The questions the ease of the videos"
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    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,544)
  • "Convenience of taking it when it's convenient for myself"
    - J. Liu, Sugar Land, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,545)
  • "Parts were funny - it went by quickly and wasn't hard to follow"
    - N. Nugent, Austin, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,546)
  • "It seemed to go fairly quickly - and it was easy!"
    - N. Nugent, Austin, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,547)
  • "How i could pause the video when i needed to"
    - C. Munoz, Manvel, TX
    January 19, 2017 (Student # 3,469,548)

Myths and Misconceptions – Texas Defensive Driving Online Course

Myths and Misconceptions – Texas Defensive Driving Online Course

Drunk  Myths and Misconceptions 

Not only should you monitor the amount of alcohol you put into your system you should also remember to use logic and reason which is really hard to do while under the influence of alcohol.
There is one and only cure for intoxication – the only antidote to your self-induced illness is… Time
 
Popular myths and misconceptions are:
• Drinking coffee. You will be wide-awake and still drunk.
• Taking a cold shower. You’ll be wide-awake, wet and still drunk.
 
Time is the one and only cure for intoxication.
There are 2 things that determine your blood alcohol concentration level:
• The amount of alcohol consumed
• The time it took you to consume it
sober guy 
Food does not cure intoxication. A full stomach may delay the effects, but it will not prevent the effects… the bottom line, if you are drinking, you will become intoxicated. Now most people think fruity drinks don’t contain as much alcohol just because you can’t taste it, does not mean it’s not there. Most of the time, your piña colada contains even more alcohol than your normal everyday drinks.
 
A lot of people think if you’re driving in the hot sun you will simply sweat the alcohol out of your system. A few things to remember, alcohol begins to take effect immediately. As soon as you drink alcohol, within moments it makes its way down to your lower intestines, merging into your bloodstream, past the liver and up to your brain – within a matter of minutes, alcohol produces a willingness to take greater risks and deciding to drive. In the moment, you’re thinking about what’s happening, not, what could happen. Alcohol also causes a lack of emotional control. If you’re drinking and you decide to drive, expect to get caught because they’re looking for you.

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