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  • "It was entertaining and easy to listen to."
    - A. Simmons, Tyler, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,502)
  • "Taking the course in the comfort of my own home."
    - B. Tatum, Denton, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,503)
  • "All the special characters"
    - A. Rodriguez, Baytown, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,504)
  • "Course was quick, easy, and simple to use"
    - S. Momin, Austin, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,505)
  • "It was corny/funny and i got to do it from home."
    - J. Corona, Lewisville, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,506)
  • "That it was updated and that it was cartoon and with people in it."
    - T. Fernandez, Tyler, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,507)
  • "The way some of the rules were presented."
    - R. Roach, Texas City, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,508)
  • "The humor made the course go by a lot faster"
    - I. Melendez, Midland, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,509)
  • "The videos were entertaining."
    - G. Martinez, College Station, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,510)
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    - A. Rothman, Needville, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,511)
  • "I liked that i could take the course at home and at my own pace"
    - A. Rothman, Needville, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,512)
  • "How funny and casual it was"
    - Z. Maskarinec, Irving, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,513)
  • "I really enjoyed the luchador skits!"
    - M. Beltran, Cibolo, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,514)
  • "It kept my interest while also educating me."
    - A. Cheney, Hico, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,515)
  • "It was entertaining and simple"
    - A. Delbosque, Richmond, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,516)
  • "It wasn't boring, yet noledgeable.."
    - L. Craig, Houston, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,517)
  • "It was funny which made it easier to focus on"
    - N. Conroy, Dallas, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,518)
  • "Was funny and the exams not difficult"
    - N. Conroy, Dallas, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,519)
  • "Format is really enjoyable"
    - L. Boren, San Antonio, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,520)
  • "The jokes and education. the jokecation!"
    - A. Benny Thomas, Houston, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,521)
  • "The different comedians made the course interesting"
    - I. Hernandez, Cleburne, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,522)
  • "Easy to understand and follow"
    - C. Fierro, Georgetown, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,523)
  • "The fast and easy access to the course."
    - R. Gambrell, Tyler, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,524)
  • "The fast and easy access to the course."
    - R. Gambrell, Tyler, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,525)
  • "Was able to complete on cell phone"
    - S. Phillips, Jefferson, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,526)
  • "Ability to do it online around my schedule."
    - K. Flinn, Farmersville, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,527)
  • "The length of time to complete it..."
    - N. Gomez, New Braunfels, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,528)

Alcohol Content – Texas Defensive Driving Online Course

Alcohol Content – Texas Defensive Driving Online Course

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The alcohol content of a standard beer, glass of wine or distilled spirits are the same. Beer is served in an 8 oz glass, wine is served in a 4 to 5 oz glass and distilled spirits are served in a 1 to 2 oz glass. Thus the term “One Serving,” the difference being the strength of the drink itself. You will never be able to ask for and 8 oz shot of Whiskey. That would essentially be 4 servings. Not happening.
 
Alcohol by volume is a standard measure of how much alcohol is contained in an alcoholic beverage. An alcoholic beverage is a drink that contains Ethanol. Ethanol, also called ethyl alcohol, is a colorless liquid and is one of the oldest recreational drugs still used by humans. Over consumption can cause alcohol intoxication.
 
In all states it is illegal to drive under the influence of alcohol. If you are stopped for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) you’re Blood Alcohol Content (BAC), will be checked. BAC for legal operation of a vehicle is typically measured as a percentage of a unit volume of blood. In the United States if your BAC is .08%, you are considered legally drunk. Some countries have a less lenient BAC. In Romania and the United Arab Emirates, the BAC is 0.00%. That’s right – zero.
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In every James Bond movie, 007 asks for his Martini to be “Shaken, not Stirred.” Mr. Bond likes his drink “Straight Up.” A drinking term for stirred or shaken with the ice taken out. His other serving options would have been, “Neat,” nothing added or “On the Rocks,” served with ice. Can you imagine James Bond with a beautiful lady in his arms at the roulette table asking for a Martini, “On the Rocks,” unless he had something else in mind, which he usually does. Hey, he’s Bond, James Bond.

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**This course fulfills the requirements of the Traffic Ticket Dismissal for ALL courts in Texas and for Insurance reduction. This course can also be taken voluntarily to brush up on your driving skills.**
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