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  • "That i was able to take the course on my own time."
    - M. Monsivais, Houston, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,051)
  • "I liked how fast it felt and direct."
    - S. Onyekwere, Corinth, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,052)
  • "It was just wacky enough to keep me from dying of boredom."
    - A. Muirhead, Killeen, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,053)
  • "Practical information about things you run into while driving."
    - R. Brown, Royse City, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,054)
  • "The animated sequences with "celebrity" voices were fun."
    - N. Nagle, Austin, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,055)
  • "The ease of watching and not having to take notes. the tests were easy"
    - R. Agler, Spring, TX
    March 29, 2017 (Student # 3,483,056)
  • "It was cheesy but kept you entertained, which kept your attention"
    - J. Chapa, Fort Worth, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,057)
  • "It wasn't boring, but it wasn't hilarious either."
    - D. Gushwa, Houston, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,058)
  • "Christopher walken, and "the arnold""
    - E. Cabrera, San Antonio, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,059)
  • "The cartoons and animations"
    - Y. Richardson, Killeen, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,060)
  • "The comedy kept it entertaining"
    - M. Roeder, Houston, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,061)
  • "The comedy that was inside the course.."
    - G. Caviness, Tyler, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,062)
  • "Doesn't take itself too seriously."
    - T. Bell, Midland, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,063)
  • "I liked how the videos were interesting enough to keep my attention!!"
    - S. Schnitzer, Austin, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,064)
  • "It's interesting, not boring at all."
    - J. Lopez, Huntsville, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,065)
  • "Flexible hours...can log on and log off. very convenient."
    - R. Matsuda, Dallas, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,066)
  • "I could read the information if i was unable to listen."
    - O. Flora, Spring, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,067)
  • "Flexibility in when i completed the sessions"
    - K. Evans, Houston, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,068)
  • "Entertaining and informative"
    - D. Keth, Pasadena, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,069)
  • "The short intervals and ability to return to the class."
    - H. Peters, Double Oak, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,070)
  • "That it is a comedy course"
    - F. Hussein, Arlington, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,071)
  • "That the questions were easy to get through"
    - L. Duff, Sugar Land, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,072)
  • "All video, no cumulative exam, enjoyable"
    - T. Fluitt, Helotes, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,073)
  • "That i could read the script under the videos."
    - C. Andrews, Keller, TX
    March 28, 2017 (Student # 3,483,074)

Alcohol Content – Texas Defensive Driving Online Course

Alcohol Content – Texas Defensive Driving Online Course

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The alcohol content of a standard beer, glass of wine or distilled spirits are the same. Beer is served in an 8 oz glass, wine is served in a 4 to 5 oz glass and distilled spirits are served in a 1 to 2 oz glass. Thus the term “One Serving,” the difference being the strength of the drink itself. You will never be able to ask for and 8 oz shot of Whiskey. That would essentially be 4 servings. Not happening.
 
Alcohol by volume is a standard measure of how much alcohol is contained in an alcoholic beverage. An alcoholic beverage is a drink that contains Ethanol. Ethanol, also called ethyl alcohol, is a colorless liquid and is one of the oldest recreational drugs still used by humans. Over consumption can cause alcohol intoxication.
 
In all states it is illegal to drive under the influence of alcohol. If you are stopped for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) you’re Blood Alcohol Content (BAC), will be checked. BAC for legal operation of a vehicle is typically measured as a percentage of a unit volume of blood. In the United States if your BAC is .08%, you are considered legally drunk. Some countries have a less lenient BAC. In Romania and the United Arab Emirates, the BAC is 0.00%. That’s right – zero.
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In every James Bond movie, 007 asks for his Martini to be “Shaken, not Stirred.” Mr. Bond likes his drink “Straight Up.” A drinking term for stirred or shaken with the ice taken out. His other serving options would have been, “Neat,” nothing added or “On the Rocks,” served with ice. Can you imagine James Bond with a beautiful lady in his arms at the roulette table asking for a Martini, “On the Rocks,” unless he had something else in mind, which he usually does. Hey, he’s Bond, James Bond.

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**This course fulfills the requirements of the Traffic Ticket Dismissal for ALL courts in Texas and for Insurance reduction. This course can also be taken voluntarily to brush up on your driving skills.**
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