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  • "The questions were short and easy."
    - R. Duran, Seminole, TX
    January 21, 2017 (Student # 3,469,526)
  • "The questions were short and easy!"
    - R. Duran, Seminole, TX
    January 21, 2017 (Student # 3,469,527)
  • "Funny people kept my attention without falling asleep"
    - A. Camacho, Winnie, TX
    January 21, 2017 (Student # 3,469,528)
  • "The easy operable videos and questions"
    - T. Szczesniak, Plano, TX
    January 21, 2017 (Student # 3,469,529)
  • "I like learning about how cars work instead of just road laws."
    - C. Dean, Rosenberg, TX
    January 21, 2017 (Student # 3,469,530)
  • "It was as more entertaining than a regular course may have been."
    - K. Armstead, Princeton, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,531)
  • "Cost and able to take it online"
    - M. Amaya, Leander, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,532)
  • "It wasn't terribly boring"
    - A. Bales, College Station, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,533)
  • "The different ways topics were approached"
    - D. Rodriguez, San Antonio, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,534)
  • "The awesome characters in the skits."
    - J. Carnes, Arlington, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,535)
  • "Sick wacky comedy tied to important education on safe driving"
    - W. Brooks, Leander, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,536)
  • "I did not like one thing, it was not even funny for it to be a comedy."
    - A. Alvarez, Conroe, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,537)
  • "Honestly, absolutely nothing."
    - J. Alvarez, Conroe, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,538)
  • "Honestly, absolutely nothing."
    - J. Alvarez, Conroe, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,539)
  • "Humor was enough to keep my interest."
    - K. Hranac, Richmond, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,540)
  • "Interesting approach to the subject matter"
    - D. Powell, Parker, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,541)
  • "That you weren't just reading the information from a book."
    - S. Kemp, Austin, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,542)
  • "The short test in between the sections."
    - J. Marcum, Smithville, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,543)
  • "The questions the ease of the videos"
    - W. Baumgartner, Spring, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,544)
  • "Convenience of taking it when it's convenient for myself"
    - J. Liu, Sugar Land, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,545)
  • "Parts were funny - it went by quickly and wasn't hard to follow"
    - N. Nugent, Austin, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,546)
  • "It seemed to go fairly quickly - and it was easy!"
    - N. Nugent, Austin, TX
    January 20, 2017 (Student # 3,469,547)
  • "How i could pause the video when i needed to"
    - C. Munoz, Manvel, TX
    January 19, 2017 (Student # 3,469,548)

Alcohol Content – Texas Defensive Driving Online Course

Alcohol Content – Texas Defensive Driving Online Course

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The alcohol content of a standard beer, glass of wine or distilled spirits are the same. Beer is served in an 8 oz glass, wine is served in a 4 to 5 oz glass and distilled spirits are served in a 1 to 2 oz glass. Thus the term “One Serving,” the difference being the strength of the drink itself. You will never be able to ask for and 8 oz shot of Whiskey. That would essentially be 4 servings. Not happening.
 
Alcohol by volume is a standard measure of how much alcohol is contained in an alcoholic beverage. An alcoholic beverage is a drink that contains Ethanol. Ethanol, also called ethyl alcohol, is a colorless liquid and is one of the oldest recreational drugs still used by humans. Over consumption can cause alcohol intoxication.
 
In all states it is illegal to drive under the influence of alcohol. If you are stopped for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) you’re Blood Alcohol Content (BAC), will be checked. BAC for legal operation of a vehicle is typically measured as a percentage of a unit volume of blood. In the United States if your BAC is .08%, you are considered legally drunk. Some countries have a less lenient BAC. In Romania and the United Arab Emirates, the BAC is 0.00%. That’s right – zero.
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In every James Bond movie, 007 asks for his Martini to be “Shaken, not Stirred.” Mr. Bond likes his drink “Straight Up.” A drinking term for stirred or shaken with the ice taken out. His other serving options would have been, “Neat,” nothing added or “On the Rocks,” served with ice. Can you imagine James Bond with a beautiful lady in his arms at the roulette table asking for a Martini, “On the Rocks,” unless he had something else in mind, which he usually does. Hey, he’s Bond, James Bond.

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**This course fulfills the requirements of the Traffic Ticket Dismissal for ALL courts in Texas and for Insurance reduction. This course can also be taken voluntarily to brush up on your driving skills.**
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