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  • "The humor made the course go by a lot faster"
    - I. Melendez, Midland, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,502)
  • "The videos were entertaining."
    - G. Martinez, College Station, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,503)
  • "I liked that i could take the course at home and at my own pace"
    - A. Rothman, Needville, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,504)
  • "I liked that i could take the course at home and at my own pace"
    - A. Rothman, Needville, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,505)
  • "How funny and casual it was"
    - Z. Maskarinec, Irving, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,506)
  • "I really enjoyed the luchador skits!"
    - M. Beltran, Cibolo, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,507)
  • "It kept my interest while also educating me."
    - A. Cheney, Hico, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,508)
  • "It was entertaining and simple"
    - A. Delbosque, Richmond, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,509)
  • "It wasn't boring, yet noledgeable.."
    - L. Craig, Houston, TX
    April 25, 2017 (Student # 3,488,510)
  • "It was funny which made it easier to focus on"
    - N. Conroy, Dallas, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,511)
  • "Was funny and the exams not difficult"
    - N. Conroy, Dallas, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,512)
  • "Format is really enjoyable"
    - L. Boren, San Antonio, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,513)
  • "The jokes and education. the jokecation!"
    - A. Benny Thomas, Houston, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,514)
  • "The different comedians made the course interesting"
    - I. Hernandez, Cleburne, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,515)
  • "Easy to understand and follow"
    - C. Fierro, Georgetown, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,516)
  • "The fast and easy access to the course."
    - R. Gambrell, Tyler, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,517)
  • "The fast and easy access to the course."
    - R. Gambrell, Tyler, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,518)
  • "Was able to complete on cell phone"
    - S. Phillips, Jefferson, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,519)
  • "Ability to do it online around my schedule."
    - K. Flinn, Farmersville, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,520)
  • "The length of time to complete it..."
    - N. Gomez, New Braunfels, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,521)
  • "That all of the dialogue was available to read."
    - J. Machelski, Victoria, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,522)
  • "This is by far the hardest question i was asked during this entire process."
    - E. Finch, Austin, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,523)
  • "I can take it at my own pace when time permitted"
    - P. Rendon, San Antonio, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,524)
  • "Wasn't dreading the process the whole time"
    - A. Ismail, Dallas, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,525)
  • "Drunk driving; the drink guy and the soberguy looked drunk to me."
    - H. Ballou, Missouri City, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,526)
  • "The videos and understanding the questions."
    - M. Mcgee, Houston, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,527)
  • "It was not all serious, and was entertaining made it less boring to watch."
    - A. Blum, Needville, TX
    April 24, 2017 (Student # 3,488,528)

Alcohol Content – Florida Traffic School Online Course

Alcohol Content

Bartender Alcohol Content
A standard drink is equal to 13.7 grams of pure alcohol or:
• 12-ounces of beer
• 8-ounces of malt liquor
• 5-ounces of wine
• 1.5-ounces or a shot of 80-proof distilled spirits or liquor (like gin, rum, vodka, whiskey, etc).
 
Your BAC is calculated by taking the amount of blood in your bloodstream versus the amount of alcohol circulating within that same stream. In other words, a BAC of .08 means that there is one drop of alcohol for every 1,250 drops of blood circulating through your bloodstream. Larger people have more blood so they can drink more than a smaller person before they begin to show the effects of their impairment. It generally takes your body about one hour to dissipate the effects of just one standard sized drink. Some exotic drinks contain more than one shot of alcohol.
 
If you are drinking faster than your body can process, you will become inebriated. Some people believe that food will absorb or neutralize the alcohol that they are drinking. Food only temporarily slows the absorption rate of alcohol. You’ll feel it, as soon as your stomach digests the alcohol soaked food. The more you drink per hour the more impaired you’ll get.
Drunk Guy Alcohol Content
• At .02 BAC, you are mellow and calm. As the alcohol moves to the brain, its first effects are to quickly distort your judgment, coordination and lower your inhibitions
• At .05 BAC, you are relaxed and not as alert.
• At .08, you become talkative, louder, slurring your speech and definitely more uninhibited.
• At .15 BAC, you’re more impaired than you think you are. You are sloppy, clumsy, have extreme mood swings.
• At .30 BAC, you are unconscious.
• At .50 BAC, you are probably dead.

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**This course fulfills the requirements of the Basic Driver Improvement Course (BDI) the Traffic Collision Avoidance Course (TCAC) and Insurance reduction. This course can also be taken voluntarily to brush up on your driving skills.**
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