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Defensive Driving Classes Will Leave You With One Less Ticket

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Getting a speeding ticket is not the end of the world; however it is also not something you may want on your driving record. These tickets stay on your record for up to 3 years, can cause your insurance to go up, and add points to your license. Defensive driving class is one of the only ways you can get rid of that ticket and take it off your record completely.

You can Take Defensive Driving Classes Online

If defensive driving class is too inconvenient for you, keep in mind that you can take your classes online as well. This way, you don’t have to use up your only day off, or go to classes in the evenings when you need to be home with your kids. Online classes allow you to take your class any time of the day or night, and allow you the flexibility to take it in smaller sessions –it’s perfect for busy families.

Comedy Defensive Driving is The Easiest Way to Take A Defensive Driving Class

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Have you ever wondered how people survive listening to a class on defensive driving? It seems like they accomplish little besides giving you an opportunity to catch up on your sleep! With Comedy Defensive Driving, you won’t feel like you are just throwing money away to make the courts happy.

Comedy Defensive Driving offers A Class that You Just Might Enjoy

No more having to endure hours of boredom – you will laugh along with everyone else as the Comedy Defensive Driving team makes driving safety cool! They give you a reason to stay awake while you take the class, and the 6 hours goes by much faster than you thought it would, too. When you are done, you just might find you have learned something!

A Traffic School Can Make You a Better Driver

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There are plenty of reasons to take a comedy traffic class, from getting tickets dropped to reducing the points on your license. But one of the best reasons to take an comedy traffic school class is because it can truly make you a better driver. Unlike regular classes that many people just suffer through to get their tickets taken care of, this class offers you something more.

A Traffic School Course is Easy on the Ears

Just about anyone would agree that the standard traffic class is boring and sleep inducing. The comedy traffic school class is different because it is funny, and you are more likely to pay attention. If you pay attention, you just might learn something that will make you a better driver.

Log into Your Defensive Driving Course Online From Anywhere

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When the judge orders you to attend traffic school, you look at your crazy work schedule and realize that you are going to be spending more time on the road than you are at home. Fortunately, you can take your defensive driving course online from anywhere.

Take Your Defensive Driving Course Online in Your Hotel Room

If you are looking at spending more time in the next month living out of hotel rooms than anywhere near home, you might think that you can’t take your defensive driving course online. Nothing could be further from the truth. The reality is that all of your information, including where you are at in the course, are stored online, and you can take you can continue your lessons from anywhere that has an Internet connection. This way you can still complete it on time!

When You Don’t Have Time for Your Texas Defensive Driving Class

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The simple fact is many of us have such an incredibly busy life between jobs, kids in school and after school functions, there isn’t enough time for anything else. So when the judge tells you that you can pay your traffic ticket or attend a Texas defensive driving class, you end up paying the ticket and taking the consequences.

You Can Take Your Texas Defensive Driving Class Online

When this is what your life looks like, you do have an alternative. You can take your Texas defensive driving class online and avoid paying your ticket. By taking it online, you will be able to take the class in small intervals when you have time, instead of spending six hours in a classroom. You get the same material and certificate at the end, and most

Save Your Saturday’s By Attending Traffic School Online

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While you may have opted to attend a defensive driving course to get out of paying your last traffic ticket, the last thing you want to do spend an entire Saturday stuck in a classroom. This is not how you planned to start your weekend off, and definitely does not sound like much fun. There is an alternative, because you can now attend traffic school online.

Traffic School Online at Your Convenience

While traditional defensive driving school is at the whim of the state or company putting on the class, when you opt for traffic school online, it is at your convenience. You get to decide when you sit down to study, and how long you spend each time you sit down. As long as you finish your course within the specified timeline, you will get the certificate you need to avoid paying your ticket and keep your license intact.

How Do I Go About Finding the Lowest Price Traffic School?

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Now that the shock of being handed your first speeding ticket in years has finally worn off, what do you do now? You can either pay an incredibly expensive ticket, or take a defensive driving class. The only question left is for you to figure out how to find the lowest price traffic school that will meet state requirements.

The Lowest Price Traffic School is Online

If you really need to keep the cost of your defensive driving course to a minimum, the lowest priced traffic school can be found online. By taking our course online, not only will you be saving money, but you will be saving time. You can take this class in your spare time, and avoid paying that expensive ticket.

Your Defensive Driving Course Does Not Have to Put You to Sleep

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If there is one thing that most people think of when it comes to taking a defensive driving course, it is that they are going to have a hard time staying awake. For decades, the state run classes were more boring than watching paint dry. This is one of the biggest reasons that so many people avoided them like the plague!

Today’s Defensive Driving Course Will Leave You in Stitches

When the last thing you want to do is spend your entire Saturday trying to keep your head from hitting the desk you are sitting at, you need to attend our defensive driving course. Whether you decide to attend in person or online, our courses have been created by professional comedians and are guaranteed to leave you in stitches. You will be laughing all the way to the courthouse when you hand the clerk your certificate instead of your wallet!

Looking For The Signs

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I haven’t gotten a ticket in many years (knock on wood). And, you certainly don’t want to “brag” about it, or the Karma Monkey will trip you up.  When that happens, you get three tickets in a row. Like celebrity deaths. I know for me, it’s just a matter of time before I get a speeding ticket. Honestly, I speed like everyone else.  I have to. Unfortunately, if you don’t speed, people will mow you down. I hear, in some states, if everyone is speeding and you’re not speeding (i.e. not keeping up with the flow of traffic), you get a ticket for impeding traffic. That’s not a bad idea. Although, the truth of the matter is, it’s likely that the people impeding traffic are doing 45mph in the left lane. And they’re weaving. When I was a kid, if you saw someone driving a little under the speed limit, weaving in and out of their own lane, they were likely drunk. Now, when you see someone driving like that, they’re usually on the cell phone. And, if they’re crying into the cell phone, they’re probably drunk, too.
What’s my secret, you ask? I mean why I haven’t gotten a ticket in many years? I simply pay attention. That’s it! No witchcraft, nor magic tricks. I just have both hands on the wheel, driving like a nervous chihuahua, looking out for cops. And, of course, I’m also looking out for signs. Especially the ones where speed limits change, work zones and construction zones begin and end and where legal b.a.c. levels (blood alcohol levels) are posted. I just took a trip to Illinois to visit my folks. I rented a car at the Midway airport and got on the double nickel. From there, I hit route 80, and when I left the ramp that fed onto the highway, there was no speed limit sign posted for over three miles. At that point, I was really driving like a little old lady. Hoping I wasn’t speeding and hoping I wouldn’t be pulled over by a trooper. The speed limit, by the way, is 55mph. Who does 55? If you were going any slower, you’d be in reverse. I did notice that there was a sign posted right off the ramp that said the legal b.a.c. level in Illinois is .08! They don’t care much if you’re speeding on the highways. But, they want you to know how drunk you can be while on those highways. If you’ve ever been to Illinois, you already know, there is nothing to see. There’s nothing but corn fields and liquor stores. And liquor made out of corn.
On your road trip this holiday season, look for the signs. They just may point to a wealthier and wiser 2012. Have a great couple of holidays and join us next week.
Daun Thompson

Is This Defensive Driving School The Same as All The Others?

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Many people want to know what the big difference is between our defensive driving school and others. It is important to understand that all defensive driving schools must meet the standards of the Texas board of education. Each class must be 6 hours of instruction and contain certain elements. The Primary difference between our school and others is in how we deliver this instruction.

Wouldn’t you rather sit in a defensive driving school that did not drone on for 6 hours? By the end of the course, you will be fast asleep, having learned nothing at all!  At Comedy Defensive Driving, you are sure to learn something, because you will be on the edge of your seat with laughter! As hard as it might be to believe, learning about defensive driving does not have to be a miserable experience!