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Did You Know That You Can Take a Florida Online Traffic School?

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Traffic school has been around for some time, but now you can take a different kind of traffic school that works much better for time stressed persons that might otherwise skip taking a class at all. The Florida online traffic school that is offered by Comedy Defensive Driving offers you the ability to take your class anywhere when you have both the time and the internet connection and computer to do so.

While most people choose to take this class in the comfort of their own home you could also take it at work during your lunch hour or even during your commute if you have access to a laptop with a wireless connection.

While normal class would expect you to sit for 6 hours at one sitting, or two 3 hours classes this class can be taken in a manner that works best for you, half hour, hour or all at once, it is your choice, Florida online traffic school is flexible enough to work with your schedule.

Comedy Traffic School Can Make your Time Pass Faster

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You have gotten one ticket too many and now you have no choice but to take traffic school or you will end up with too many points on your license, high insurance and the threat of losing your license. The thought of going through a boring traffic school does nothing to excite you, six hours of listening to the instructor drone ranks right down there as one of the worst ways to spend your day off. Comedy traffic school maybe just the trick for those of you that need a way to stay a awake and get past this otherwise boring requirement.

Comedy traffic school is offered in two different formats, go take a class in one day and watch the comics entertain you even as they teach or those that simply cannot sit for 6 hours even if it is funny, an online alternative. The online class is the same funny class as the live one just online so you can take it at your own pace.


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I read an article claiming that women can’t keep a secret for longer than 32 minutes (or was it 32 seconds…I can’t recall…I was too busy talking). Maybe its just that some of us like to hear ourselves talk. I had a guy about my age in my class who wrote on the teacher evaluation of me “She’s a talker.” What the heck?? I’m supposed to talk. I was teaching! What does he prefer to do? Give him the silent treatment for six hours…like every other girl he knows?? Another kid in the class wrote “She’s funny (looking).  The brat!
So I’m a talker and I can’t keep a secret. Oi! At my age, I’d be lucky to remember a secret for longer than 32 minutes (or seconds). So, as far as I am concerned, I had better get to passing that sucker on while it’s still fresh in my head.  Actually, did they really mean secret or confession?  Offhand, I can’t think of any juicy secrets of my own. But confessions? Now that’s another story. I suppose my biggest secret (or perhaps it’s more of a confession), I haven’t changed my oil since 2008. Another? Whenever there’s a knocking, pinging or grinding sound while I’m driving, I just turn up the radio to drown it out. Voila!
You can’t think of anything to confess? How about this? When was the last time you read that car manual? You know, the one that came with your car. The one in that pristine factory-sealed plastic bag that has never been opened. The only thing in your car that still looks new? If you ask around, a majority of people have never even perused their manual. That’s surprising, since there are some uber important tidbits of information within your car manual. Such as how your ABS (anti-lock brake system) works. How to disengage/engage your air bags. Where that fuse box is located. Where your spare tire is stored, as well as the ever-so-crucial “jack”.  Oh well, that’s what roadside assistance is for, eh? There’s usually an 800 number on the back of your drivers license for that.  And, in most cases, it’s free (you’re already paying for it with your tax dollars anyway). But don’t drop your AAA or auto insurance roadside assistance. It won’t pay to have you towed when you can’t find that jack!
Until next week…crack open that manual.  Take a peek at it.  Make a holiday trivia game out of the information within it.  And for cying out loud, have a happy holiday.
Daun Thompson

Choosing the Lowest Price Traffic School Will Leave You Ahead

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Paying a ticket is never fun or easy, it can take a big chunk out of your wallet but it does not need to be that way. For just a small fee the lowest price traffic school can help you get that ticket dismissed and not only will you not need to pay it but it will stay off of your driving record as well.

The lowest price traffic school is an online version so not only will it save you money on the class but you won’t have to pay gas money to get there and you won’t need to take off any time from work to take it. So suddenly that traffic school could be saving you hundreds of dollars and keeping you from having more points on your license.

Those points on your license can cost you even more money as well, if they cause your insurance to go up, that makes Comedy Defensive Driving a deal all the way around, visit our website for more information and to sign up.

Defensive Driving School is a Good Idea For Seniors

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In Florida there is a huge population of seniors, most of which have 50 years or more since they first got their driver’s license. A lot has changed in that amount of time; from the cars we drive to the amount of traffic on the road, not to mention the laws that govern those roads. It can be a good idea for a senior to attend a defensive driving school to brush up on their skills, learn any important laws they might not be aware of, and learn to drive in a different world than they go their license in.

Defensive driving school can give seniors the skills that will allow them to stay on the road and driving longer, as well as the confidence they need to be able to navigate crowded roads. If you are a senior and would like to take a defensive driving class, visit us at Comedy Defensive Driving for more information about how and where to take your classes.

Comedy Defensive Driving Makes Taking Driving Classes Easy

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Whether defensive driving class is too expensive, to inconvenient or just too boring, Comedy Defensive Driving can make that class a bit easier for you to take and help you get that pesky annoying ticket dropped. You would be surprised at how many people just pay their tickets when they do not have to, because they think that taking a defensive driving class is too much trouble. Sadly the opposite is true, taking a class these days just could not be easier.

Not only do you have the option to take the class online, but the extremely low price will save you tons of money over that ticket you have. The Comedy Defensive Driving online classes are extremely flexible for those that are busy and our funny class will keep you from getting bored or even worse falling asleep in the middle of your class.

Sick Driving

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The holidays are here! Entire families will be getting together. My parents are preparing their 900 mile journey to my house for Thanksgiving. Now that my parents are both retired, their favorite topic of conversation is their funeral plans. So my sister and I already know what we’re in for. Last year, my Mother cornered me at the dinner table “Do you like that china? I’m leaving it to you when I’m gone.” That’s just awkward, isn’t it? I don’t know any other way to get her to stop, other than dishing it back at her. “I’m having a dinner party next weekend Mom, how are you feeling?”

While some of us prefer to fly due to time constraints…and time is money! Families like the Duggars will have no choice but to drive. And perhaps a bus…I mean with 19 kids (and counting)? Yikes! Or should I say “ouch”. Some people are down with the long distance trek. With the economy the way it is now, many people commute to work as if it’s a cross-country trip. And, on a daily basis. You may want to burn a candle for those people if you make it to holiday mass.

The holiday season get-togethers, rubbing elbows during travel and other close encounters will also spread the cheer of the cold and flu season. Be careful driving while sick. Cold medications can most certainly make you drowsy. And, in most states, you could be arrested for drowsy driving. In fact, it’s just as dangerous as drunk driving. Even over the counter cold medications such as DayQuil or NyQuil. You know, anything that actually comes with its own shotglass is a pretty good indication that it’s some potent stuff. By the way, I’ve created my own favorite holiday drink. I call it the Green Weenie. Ever heard of it? It’s NyQuil and hot dog water. By the way, mixing cold medications with your holiday cheer is even worse. Theraflu and Vodka? No! Although, some people swear that a snoot of whiskey helps to ease (or kill) the cold and flu virus. I bet they wish the guy at the liquor store would take their co-pay like the pharmacist does! Just remember to not drink and drive.

And that tissue box you have in the back window of the car may just come in handy afterall. Can’t reach it? Just slam on the brakes and hold out your hand. Voila’!  I’ll be back next week. Until then, practice responsible driving.

Daun Thompson

Traffic School Online Can’t Be Any Easier

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Every year people in Texas pay for their traffic tickets and watch them ding their driving records when they really don’t have to. While it is completely understandable that we live in a busy and fast paced society that makes it hard for many to complete a six hour class a traffic school online is the perfect solution for busy people and could not be easier.

You don’t have to set aside time to take the class, you can take it day or night, during the week and on the weekend. Fit it to your schedule and take the class in as many sessions as you need and take as long as you need to finish it. The traffic school online will automatically save your progress to ensure that you can pick up where you left off. Visit us at Comedy Defensive Driving to learn more about our online classes and get signed up today.

Online Traffic School Works for Anyone With an Internet Connect

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Traffic school is not exactly convenient for most people, meaning that those that most needed were usually the only ones that ever signed up for the classes. Classes are a mandatory 6 hours or can be split into two sessions of 3 hours, meaning that anyone that works odd hours or has responsibilities after work would likely not be able to take these classes. It was with this problem in mind that online traffic school was created.

Now anyone can use online traffic school to get a traffic ticket dismissed no matter how hectic their schedule is. Online traffic school allows you to take your class when it is convenient for you, and allows you to take it in as many sessions as necessary to get the entire class completed. At Comedy Defensive Driving we offer both classroom and online versions of our very popular and funny class, visit our site to learn more.

Running out of Time to Take your Texas Defensive Driving Class?

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It can be hard to find the time to take a Texas defensive driving class, and what may be even harder is to find a class that can be taken at the same time that you have time off. If you have been putting off taking the class because of time and are running out of time, then you may want to think about taking a class online.  Not only will you be able to take the class the moment that you sign up, you don’t have to wait until a class is scheduled for your free time, you can fit the class around the time you have now.

Online Texas defensive driving classes offer you the ability to choose when you take your class how many hours you work on it at a time and how quickly you will finish it. If you have put off the class to the last minute, you can take your class tonight, have your certificate rushed to you and have your ticket taken care of by the end of the week. Visit us at Comedy Defensive Driving to get your defensive driving class started today.