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Don’t leave home without a Cell phone

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It seems like now days everyone has a cell phone, it’s almost a necessity.  With GPS, web service and even watching T.V. who could live without it.  Having a cell phone with you when you drive is also the best thing to take incase you need emergency help.  But checking your e-mails, texting your boo or dialing movie phone, come on it’s getting out of hand! 

Would you talk on your cell phone or text if you were watching your favorite T.V. show?  Why not, couldn’t pay attention to both at the same time?  So why do you think you could talk on a cell and…oh, I don’t know, drive a two ton vehicle at 60mph?  “Hang up and drive” I once saw a bumper sticker say.  I think those are some pretty wise words we can all live by. 

Be sure and stop by next week and I want to thank everyone for their comments and suggestion.

 

Be safe-

Danny Keaton

www.myspace.com/comicdemexican

Aggressive drivers!! They’re everywhere!

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Aggressive drivers are everywhere!  You may live next door to one and not even know it.  Aggressive drivers come in all shapes and sizes and from walks of life.  The guy sitting in the cubical across from you may be an aggressive driver, the problem is; you just don’t know!

If you’re confronted by an aggressive driver, avoid eye contact, do not wave or flip them off, this will only make them more angry.  Blow them a kiss instead.  If a road rage driver is chasing you don’t go to your house, simply pull out your cell phone and your gun, hold them up next to each other and ask “which one do you want me to use”….just kidding about the gun!  Call 911 on your cell phone or drive to the nearest police station.

Until next week, keep those comments and e-mails coming in.

 

Take Care-

Danny Keaton

www.myspace.com/comicdemexican

Who’s that good-looking person in the mirror?!

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Driver beware, there’s another driver around the corner who is so obsessed about their looks even Narcissus would say “Wow they are really in love with themselves! They should get a room…by themselves.”

They think their rearview mirror is a vanity mirror. Every five seconds they check themselves out, while driving 75 miles per hour on the freeway. Using your mirrors is an important part of driving, but don’t forget; when changing lanes, nothing beats a quick head check. If you or someone who know has a problem with using their mirrors properly, call us at Comedy Defensive Driving School at (214) 826-6339. Our 12 week drivers rehab facility will show them how to drive safely and courteously. Shock therapy at no addition charge but there is a large fee if you want to watch.

Tune in again next week, same time, same bat channel. Until then, take care and keep those comments coming in.

Be safe-
Danny Keaton
www.myspace.com/comicdemexican

Bad weather!!!

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Driving in bad weather is a major cause of accidents around the country, wow, betcha ya didn’t know that, right?! When it ices over drivers act like it’s the start of the apocalypse. They slam on their brakes on iced over bridges and over passes. “WOOHOO! GET READY FOR THE RIDE!” All you have to do is make sure you have plenty of following distance between you and the car ahead or better yet…when it ices over, stay home! Enjoy cartoons and ice cream.

Next week we will talk about the importance of using your mirrors. Let us know what you think and give us a comment.

Take care-
Danny Keaton
www.myspace.com/comicdemexican