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The Easy Way to Complete Your Florida Traffic School Requirement

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Comedy Defensive Driving

If you have received a traffic ticket in the State of Florida, you may have the option of going to Florida traffic school. You probably have images of sitting in a boring classroom, listening to lecture after lecture about what a lousy driver you are. This will never happen when you take our defensive driving course in Florida at Comedy Defensive Driving. Instead of lectures, you will have a great time laughing and enjoying your course that was written by top comedic talent. You do not even need to leave your home to go to Florida traffic school when you take our course, because it is completely online. Take it in your underwear, if you want to, because you are in control of your class schedule. You might want to finish it all in one sitting, or divide it up into two or three segments. If you need to stop to do something else, no problem! The video will automatically resume wherever you left off. Here are some facts about our online course:
• Our 4-hour Basic Driver Improvement (BDI) course is simple and easy
• We submit your certificate electronically to the DMV Certificate Delivery System
• You will receive a PDF copy by mail
• Our course is approved by the Florida DMV
• Avoid or reduce points on your license with our course
You will easily be able to complete our defensive driving online course successfully, just like more than 3 million other students have done. We have been in business since 1989 at Comedy Defensive Driving, so you know that you can trust us as your traffic school. Our Better Business Bureau (BBB) rating is A+ and our course is 100% guaranteed. We value customer satisfaction and help our customers in any way that we can. Our course costs only $8.00 and does not require any reading. You get free audio and testing that are included in the price. There is also a $7.00 required state and processing fee and $10.00 certificate fee with email delivery. Other than that, we never charge hidden fees like other companies sometimes do. If you have any questions, it is easy to get in touch with us through our Support Online. You can ask questions and get responses quickly from a live person, not by reading pages and pages of documents to find your answer. You can also contact us by email at, or call us at 972-573-2700.

Florida Traffic School Made Easy

Since our Florida traffic school takes only 4 hours to complete, you may want to get it finished on a weekend afternoon, or divide it up into two nights during the week. Any way you want to complete your course will work, but we do suggest that you begin it as soon as you have appeared in court. You will see on the back of your traffic ticket that you have the option of taking a defensive driving online course to avoid getting points on your license. There is a time limit by when you need to complete your course, and this is usually 30 days. You will learn a wide variety of information at our Florida traffic school, including topics like disregarding stop and go signals, driving under the influence, driving in traffic, and how many factors, like your personality type, gender, stress, fatigue, and other things affect your driving. We also cover topics like road conditions and how to drive in rain, snow or ice, and how lighting affects your driving as well. You will learn tips on entering and exiting the freeway that will help you stay safe and avoid collisions and other problems. Students frequently tell us that since they learn through comedy, they think of a certain scene from our video that reminds them of some of the facts about safe driving that they never would have thought of otherwise.

Get Ready to Laugh and Have Fun with Our Texas Defensive Driving Course

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We know that you will enjoy our Texas defensive driving course at Comedy Defensive Driving. We were the first school to offer a fun and entertaining approach to defensive driving. That is because we do not believe that learning better and safer driving skills needs to be dull and boring. We make it come alive for you by having a professional comedian teach your classroom course. If you want to join others in your city who have traffic citations that they want to dismiss, you might want to register now for our classroom defensive driving classes that are available throughout the state in many different cities. More than 3 million students have already successfully completed our course. You can easily do it too, and have these advantages:

• Have your traffic ticket erased from your driving record
• Lower your auto insurance rate by up to 10%
• Have fun in our class and get it done in one day
• Take our TX defensive driving online to set your own schedule
• Know it is state approved and easy to complete
If you are a social type of person who loves to be around others, you may opt for our classroom course. You can enjoy a nice meal, get to know your classmates, and be entertained by a real, professional comedian. Students tell us that their experience was similar to going to a comedy club. Many other students prefer to take our online course that has its own advantages, such as the fact that you can start and stop whenever you want to. Setting your own schedule gives you the freedom to be in control of your course. You simply watch a video with no reading or writing required. If you need to stop to go to work or for any other reason, the video will automatically begin where you left off.
Texas Defensive Driving Course

Our Texas Defensive Driving Course Is Hilarious

Many of our students have told us that our Texas defensive driving online course is so funny that they remember parts of it for years to come. We have specifically designed it to be that way because we want you to enjoy yourself as you dismiss your traffic ticket. The State of Texas and all courts in the state accept our course because they realize that we humans learn very well when we are entertained. If you choose to take our defensive driving online course in Texas, you will not need to get dressed up to attend a class. In fact, wear your pajamas or anything else that you want to, since you will be watching the video in the privacy of your own home.
You may be wondering about what your computer needs to have to access our course, but don’t worry. You probably already have these things like Internet connection, speakers or earphones, mouse and keyboard, and you can take our course on your iPhone, iPad, iMac, Android, tablet, or PC. With so many options, there is no reason to allow that ticket to remain on your driving record when you can erase it easily by taking our course. You pay only $25.00, so our course is a real bargain considering that you could save hundreds of dollars on your auto insurance premiums by not having that ticket on your driving record.
Another advantage of taking your defensive driving course is that we offer a variety of certificate delivery options. It is important to know the due date when your certificate must be turned in, because the court allows only a certain amount of time for you to do this. You may have 30 days to complete your course and turn in your certificate to the Clerk of Courts. For this reason, we offer free shipping, plus expedited shipping if you are a last minute type of person, or if you need to get your certificate delivered as fast as possible so you can get it turned in to the court. You need to allow from 5 to 9 days for free delivery by the USPS, or you can choose one of our options supplied by FedEx. Priority Overnight is the fastest option that will get your certificate to you at an estimated next business day by 10:30am. This option is not available in all areas of the state. Standard Overnight delivery provides an estimated next business day delivery by 3pm; or 2nd Day Air will get your certificate to you with an estimated delivery by 4:30, two days after ordering it.

The Easiest Way to Get Your Texas Driving Record

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Get Your Texas Driving Record the Easy Way
If you have gotten a traffic ticket in Texas, you may have the option of dismissing your traffic ticket by taking defensive driving classes. You will need your Texas driving record from the State of Texas before you can take a class to get that traffic citation off your driving record. The main reasons why you need your driving record are these:

• To see how many traffic tickets you have already had dismissed
• To present to the court after completing your defensive driving course
• To have your driving record officially changed so that the ticket can be dismissed
Each judge has their own policy about dismissing traffic tickets, and the court that hears your case in traffic court may already have your driving record for the judge to see when you appear in court. Many times this is not the case and, if you want to take defensive driving classes, you often need to get your own driving record.
How to Obtain Your Texas Driving Record
With the convenience of modern technology, it is easiest to get your Texas driving record online. You can do this from your home, from work, or from the library. If you go to the State of Texas website, you will see the link that says “Driving Record.” Just follow the link and you will be able to order your driving record in minutes. Be sure to order a certified copy, because many courts in the state require this type of document. You will need to pay $12 with a credit card, and the state will then send your record to you in about a week to ten days. At Comedy Defensive Driving, we want you to be sure that you qualify to take our TX defensive driving before registering for our course. If you have any doubt about whether you qualify, you can easily contact the Clerk of Courts where your traffic ticket was processed.

Our Defensive Driving in Houston Class Is Like Going to the Comedy Club

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Defensive Driving in Houston Class
If you like going to the comedy club and you have a traffic ticket, you may be surprised to discover that you can dismiss your traffic ticket by attending Comedy Defensive Driving in Houston. When you attend our class in Houston, or in any of the other cities across Texas where our course is offered, you will have some time out to enjoy yourself. Our classes are taught by top comedic talent, and if you follow the comedy club scene, we know that you will recognize the names of many of our instructors who entertain people for their living. Since 1989, 3,000,000 people have successfully completed our course. In Texas, you have the option of taking our course in your home as an online course, or you can enjoy the festive ambiance of our classroom course.
Here are some facts about our defensive driving in Austin, Texas and other cities in the state:
• State approved by all courts in Texas
• Number 1 comedy course for classroom training
• Prices start at only $25.00
• Convenient locations in all Texas cities
• Fun, easy classroom atmosphere
• Only 5 hours of class time, plus 1 hour of break
• Dismiss your traffic ticket and get a reduction of up to 10% on your auto insurance
You will need your certificate after you complete your course, so we offer free and expedited mailing options for you. The court that processed your traffic citation gave you information about what to do with your certificate after finishing a defensive driving class. We do suggest that you check to make sure that you are eligible to take a driving safely course in Texas. Some judges allow you to take it multiple times, but it will depend on how long it has been since you last took a course to dismiss a traffic ticket.
Once you finish your class, we will send your certificate to you by regular postal mail for free. You can expect to receive it within 5 to 7 business days from the time you complete your class. If you are trying to meet a deadline and need to get your certificate to the court by a certain date, you can opt to pay for expedited shipping by FedEx. Priority Overnight shipping costs $24.95 and has an estimated next business day delivery by 10:30am. It is not available in all areas. Standard Overnight delivery costs $19.95 and has an estimated next business day delivery by 3pm, but remote areas will receive certificates by 8pm to residential addresses. A less expensive option that may meet your needs is the 2nd Day Air option that costs only $14.95. With this choice, you can expect estimated delivery by 4:30pm on the 2nd business day.
When you receive your certificate, you will need to follow the directions that you were given by the judge or by the Clerk of Courts in the county that processed your traffic citation.

More about Defensive Driving in Houston

You may be wondering what you need to bring with you when the day and time arrive for your defensive driving in Houston class. You will need to bring your driver’s license or another form of picture ID to your class. That is because state law requires that you must have this identification, or you cannot take our course. You will need to be on time, as well, since state law does not allow us to permit tardy students to enter the classroom. We suggest that you arrive 15 minutes ahead of time to make sure that you are not late for your class. Also, bring along a pen and some paper to take notes, as you will have a test at the end of the course.

Rat Fink Hot Rods –

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Ed “Big Daddy” Roth was an artist, cartoonist, pinstriper and custom car designer and builder who created the hot-rod icon Rat Fink characters in the late 50’s. In the 60’s, when I was a kid, I was fascinated with his work. A combination of funny and creepy, all rolled into one. Not until 1993 did the Rat Fink nostalgia begin its resurgence. This new beginning for the iconic designs can be seen currently around the world as custom cars known as Rat Rods.

Rat Rods are a style of hot rod or custom car that imitates the early hot rods of the 40’s, 50’s and 60’s. Unlike the traditional hot rod, they are exaggerated and crazy in design. They are artistic and fun, much like the Munsters car from the mid-60’s t.v. show. Although, a true rat rod is said to be more of a low-budget design, with an unfinished or even a sealed “primer” finish and cheap upholstery. Sometimes, even the original faded paint job with rust and pits is sealed and left as the final finish. Although Roth’s vision was more of a rat fink hot rod.

According to the official website of Ed “Big Daddy” Roth,, Ed Roth was a genius and a visionary. He was responsible for so many “firsts,” he literally changed the world of hot rodding. The website is a tribute to the life and work of Ed Roth where you will find information and pictures of Ed’s incredible creations, which are called Kustom Kulture. There, you can see more vehicular masterpieces created by Roth. If you are like me, and the Rat Finks from your childhood bring back fond memories, this site details any traveling shows and works where you can see that his legacy lives on.

Other customizing has been done in this style, including the Rat Bike bicycles and motorcycles, the Volksrod which is a ratted-out (my term) Volkswagen, and Rat Rod Pickup trucks. The trend has even taken a new twist with Rat Rod Turbo Racing Game apps for your Android on Google Play.

Thanks to Ed “Big Daddy” Roth for sharing your creativity and passion for the hot rod and your vision for the unusual and bizarre with the rest of the world.

Until next week…

Daun Thompson
Writer / Comedienne / Artist

Rat Fink Hot Rods – Comedy Defensive Driving

Defensive Driving Course Taught By Comedian Daun Thompson at Joe’s Crab Shack in Mesquite, Texas –

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If you’re in need of a defensive driving course to dismiss a traffic violation, or, if you just want to laugh off a percentage of your auto insurance, look no further. Every Saturday, you can take a fun, engaging and educational defensive driving course taught by comedian Daun Thompson at Joe’s Crab Shack in Mesquite, Texas. It’s so easy to get there, at 1340 N. Peachtree Road, Mesquite, TX 75149. The location is off of Interstate 635 (I-635) Lyndon B. Johnson Freeway and Gross Road, near Texas State Highway 80 with easy access from both Interstate 20 (I-20) and Interstate 30 (I-30). Convenient to Balch Springs, Mesquite, Garland, Dallas, Sunnyvale, Rockwall, Rowlett, Tyler, Longview, Grand Saline, Canton and Forney. Check out our website for more information at and click on the Texas Classroom Course button and register from there.

Joe’s Crab Shack has an extensive menu of fresh seafood as well as chicken, burgers and tasty salads. So, consider it a fun lunch date that you can spend with some fellow speeders. Breaks are taken throughout the course, every hour. Comedy Defensive Driving School is a state approved course. You will learn about evasive driving, defensive driving and new and revised laws will be presented to you, which will assist in making you a better driver. This is a good refresher course for all drivers. And, you get both a certificate for the court for ticket dismissal and an insurance discount certificate, good for a three year discount, between 8% to 15%!

And time will fly when you’re laughing your way through the hours at Joe’s Crab Shack. Daun Thompson has been a professional stand-up comedienne for over 24 years. Her tours have been shared with such great comedians as Mitch Hedberg, Marc Maron, Colin Quinn, Vic Dunlop, Huck Flyn, Michael Mancini, Doug Ferrari, Shang, Brian Posehn and many more. You can see her performances at, as well as her YouTube channel. Or check out her calendar for local Dallas Metroplex shows. Daun has been teaching Comedy Defensive Driving for over 4 years. She’s had a few local celebrities that have taken her class, but we won’t divulge their identity here. You’ll just have to come see for yourself.

The next time you need some help with ticket dismissal, schedule a class with Daun. It will be the most fun you’ve ever spent in a defensive driving class.

Until next week…

Daun Thompson
Writer / Comedienne / Artist / Benevolent Thesbo

Comedian Daun Thompson at Joe’s Crab Shack in Mesquite Texas – Comedy Defensive Driving

Defensive Driving with Chrix Thornton at Buffalo Wild Wings in Fort Worth –

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Christian “Chrix” Thornton teaches Comedy Defensive Driving with his own brand of hilarity. A magic bus tour with jokes, games, songs, humor, and videos. Chrix is a refugee of the San Francisco hippy days and is a musician, entertainer, actor, and comedy writer.Future projects include music videos and a Bigfoot hunting parody, “The Bigfoot Squad”, being filmed in the Dallas area this summer and available later this year on YouTube.

Comedy Defensive Driving school discovered and recruited Chrix after he had a lead role in a film they were producing for the T.A.B.C. (Texas Alcohol And Beverage Commission). You can see Chrix Thornton at Buffalo Wild Wings in Fort Worth. He now teaches defensive driving  in Fort Worth every Wednesday evening at 4:00 p.m. and every other Friday at 10:00 a.m. at Buffalo Wild Wings, 5601 South Hulen Street. It is right off of Interstate 20 (I-20), near the Highway183 split and just west of Interstate 35W (I-35W). Everyone loves wings! Plus they have tasty burgers, sandwiches and decadent desserts.

I teach Comedy Defensive Driving, myself, and have had numerous “repeat offenders”who have taken a class with Chrix and commended him on his humor and hip demeanor. Students have said his teaching methods were not only entertaining but thought provoking. And, we all know that now and then we have to be ‘provoked’ to think.

Come on out and see Chrix work his comedy antics while enjoy some awesome food and fun…you’ll be glad you did. Call for reservation: 972-573-2700

Until next week…

Daun Thompson
Writer / Comedienne / Artist

Chrix Thornton at Buffalo Wild Wings in Fort Worth – Comedy Defensive Driving

Dismiss Your Traffic Citation with Our Texas Online Defensive Driving

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Dismiss Your Ticket


We know that you are probably upset because you received a traffic ticket in Texas. You are concerned about having this ticket on your driving record and about the hike in your auto insurance that you will face. Well, the good news is that, when you take our Texas online defensive driving course, you can dismiss your traffic ticket. It will be wiped off of your Texas driving record, and you will not have an increase in your auto insurance. Texas defensive driving is the solution if you want to have a clean driving record. Although we offer both online and classroom courses, if it is difficult to find the time to attend a class, you can easily complete our online course at home.
Here are some facts about our online course:
• Costs only $25.00 with no hidden charges
• Mobile phone, tablet, Mac and PC friendly
• State approved by all courts in Texas
• #1 comedy course online
• Free and overnight certificate delivery options
• Only 5 hours of course time, plus 1 hour of break time

You are in complete control of when you take your Texas defensive driving online course. You can complete it all in one sitting, or divide it up into smaller segments. Many of our students watch an hour each night, or half on a Saturday and the second half on Sunday. No matter how you want to do it, the choice is yours, with no need to take off of work or school to attend a class. If the phone rings or you want to go get something to eat, simply stop the video and resume watching when you return. It will always take you right to the spot where you left off, so there is no searching for where you need to begin again.

Texas Online Defensive Driving Is the Number One Online Course

Since we began our business in 1989, over 3 million students have successfully completed our course. They tell us the fact that it is all video makes it convenient, and because it was written by professional top comedic talent, you know that it will be hilarious. It may be difficult to believe that you can dismiss your traffic ticket while you have fun, but you really can do this with our Texas online defensive driving course. Whether you received your traffic citation from a Justice of the Peace Court or from a City Municipal Court, our course qualifies to dismiss your traffic ticket for you.
You will need to have approval to take a defensive driving online course or classroom course from the court that handled your traffic citation. The court will notify you if you need to obtain a certified copy of your Texas driving record, although some courts charge you extra and get the record for you. We recommend that you make sure that you know exactly what you need to do to dismiss that traffic ticket from your record. If you are not sure, it is best to call the Clerk of Courts in the court that handled your traffic ticket.
If you need to get a copy of your Texas driving record, it is easy to do online. Simply go to the State of Texas website and follow the link to obtain your driving record. You will need to pay with a credit card, and be sure to order the certified copy, since many courts in the state require certified copies.
Our course is 100% guaranteed, and customer satisfaction is always important to us. We know that you will have fun taking our course, just as millions of others have. You may learn some things that you did not know, or you will be reminded of things that you already knew but temporarily forgot. There is no reading or writing involved in our course, which makes it even easier since you simply sit back and enjoy yourself. There is no getting dressed to go out, and you can take our course in your pajamas, if you like.

Online Defensive Driving in Florida to Reduce Points on Your License

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Online Defensive Driving in Florida
You may think that you will need to sit through a boring Florida traffic school class for hours if you want to keep your driver’s license or avoid having points added to your license. If you have received a traffic citation in Florida, our course will satisfy your requirement to attend traffic school. Our online defensive driving Florida traffic school has many advantages, such as these:
• All-video course that you watch at your convenience
• Start and stop when you need to; pick up where you left off
• Finish in only 4 hours for BDI course
• Approved by all courts in Florida and by the DMV
• Avoid or reduce points on your license
• Certificate electronically submitted to DMV for you
• $8.00 course price

One of the best features of our defensive driving online course is that you are in control of when you take the course. There are no set times like you would face if you needed to attend a class that was held at a certain time. Our students appreciate the fact that there is no need to take off of work or school to complete their course.

An Online Defensive Driving Course that Is Simple

Of course, you will learn a lot when you take our online defensive driving course, but we have designed it to be very easy to complete. Over 3,000,000 students have successfully completed our course since we began our business in 1989. Our students find that they remember what they have learned since our defensive driving course in Florida is interesting and entertaining. You can register for your course right here online.

Florida Traffic School Is Fast and Easy with Our Defensive Driving Course Online

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Florida Traffic School Is Fast and Easy with Our Defensive Driving Course Online
Our defensive driving course online in Florida is the easiest, most fun way to complete your requirement to take a Basic Driver Improvement (BDI) course, if you live in Florida or received a traffic citation in the state. We have the #1 course online because we have been in business since 1989. In that time, more than 3,000,000 students have successfully completed our course. It is fun and easy to do, because you simply watch a video that was written by top comedic talent. It may be difficult to believe that you can take a course like this and have it count, but you will learn quite a bit as you watch our video. Our defensive driving course in Florida is approved by the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) and is Florida State Approved by all courts in the state.
If you are looking for a fast way to complete your court mandate to attend a defensive driving class, or Florida traffic school, there is no reason to sit in a boring classroom. Most likely, you will hear reasons why you should not run a red light, pass a school bus, or break other traffic laws. We teach the same things, but in a positive way that will entertain you and make you laugh. The founder of our company at Comedy Defensive Driving decided years ago that there had to be a better way to complete this type of course. Educators know that students retain what they learned when the material is presented in a way that interests them. We knew that almost everyone loves to laugh at jokes and have fun, so we created a traffic school that was different from the rest. The result is that you can take our course, have fun, and keep your driver’s license, in many cases.
Here are some additional reasons for taking our online defensive driving course:
• Finish in only 4 hours
• Avoid or reduce points on your license
• 100% video for easy viewing
• Start and stop the defensive driving video any time
• We electronically submit your certificate to the DMV for you
• You will receive a copy of your certificate by email
• You pay only $8.00 for your course

A Defensive Driving Course Online that Is Affordable

It is true that our defensive driving course online will cost you only $8.00. You also pay $7.00 for required state and processing fees, and a $10.00 certificate fee with email delivery. Our all-video course with no reading is free, and we offer free audio as well that is included in your price. Testing is also free and is included in the price of your course. The total cost that you pay is $25.00. Another great benefit of taking our course is that you can reduce your auto insurance rates by up to 10%. With so many reasons for taking our course, there is no reason to not sign up right now.
If you are wondering if you have the right computer components, you probably already have these. You will need DSL or Broadband and an internet browser. You will also need Adobe Flash Player 8.0 or greater, and peripheral devices, such as a mouse and keyboard. Of course, you also need to have either speakers or headphones, so that you can hear the video, and you will also need an operating system like Mac, Windows or Linux.
If you have any questions about what you need to take our course, or any questions at all, you can click on our support online to chat with our customer service representative. We will help you by answering your questions if you are not sure if you have the proper equipment to begin your course. You can also call us at 972-573-2700, and we have a Tech Support FAQ section that can also help you by answering common questions and offering solutions to issues that you may have. You can also reach us via email at